In this three-round mock, the Kansas City Chiefs pick up two talented linemen, an exciting WR, and a ball-hawking DB in the 2025 NFL draft.

Be warned, however. This is longer than a Bill Simmons column [1], a lot of innocent bystanders catch strays, and there are enough footnotes to make the ghost of David Foster Wallace cringe. How I developed (and lost) my neutral fandom for the Chiefs It started with the State Farm ads.

The Chiefs own eight picks in the draft, including two third-rounders. Their needs include pass rusher and offensive tackle.